Hogbabflis is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, pitiless ferret.

Hogbabflis created gold nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hogbabflis, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hogbabflis, it will think nothing of it.

Hogbabflis' most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Hogbabflis' Holy Commandments

1. Never chant near horses.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not speak of spacetime near sacred fires.

5. Never skip in the presence of badgers.