Ingjampib Libnarllop is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, benevolent goblin.

Ingjampib Libnarllop created the cosmos five billion years ago.

If you believe in Ingjampib Libnarllop, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ingjampib Libnarllop, he will cry a lot.

Ingjampib Libnarllop's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Ingjampib Libnarllop's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed oranges to pigs while wearing pink scarves.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Never look at comets.

4. You must love Ingjampib Libnarllop.

5. Do not drink alcohol.