Dum Wodhakbonk is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, intelligent wombat.

Dum Wodhakbonk created Mount Everest eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dum Wodhakbonk, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dum Wodhakbonk, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Dum Wodhakbonk's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Dum Wodhakbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from green moths for they are unholy.

2. Do not prepare grapes while filled with anger.

3. Never think about dwarf planets.

4. Never allow geese to witness sacred rites.

5. Always wear magenta.