Konbapgut Jabkarnill Mobgudbaf is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, fussy bird.

Konbapgut Jabkarnill Mobgudbaf created carbon five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Konbapgut Jabkarnill Mobgudbaf, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Konbapgut Jabkarnill Mobgudbaf, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Konbapgut Jabkarnill Mobgudbaf's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Konbapgut Jabkarnill Mobgudbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove corsets before entering holy places.

2. Always obey Konbapgut Jabkarnill Mobgudbaf's priests.

3. Always help sick frogs.

4. Shun those given to vanity.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.