Jigsafyak is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, kind lobster.

Jigsafyak created the cosmos five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jigsafyak, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Jigsafyak, he will turn you into a mole.

Jigsafyak's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Jigsafyak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear yellow clothing.

2. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.

3. Always help capybaras.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.