Tonkcidmon Rakrakhit is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unthoughtful swan.

Tonkcidmon Rakrakhit created gold six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tonkcidmon Rakrakhit, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tonkcidmon Rakrakhit, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Tonkcidmon Rakrakhit's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Tonkcidmon Rakrakhit's Holy Commandments

1. Heed all portents.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never speak of fate in the presence of elders.

5. Never think about special relativity near doves while wearing white shirts and balancing eight nickel spheres on your feet.