Rilpitjap is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, caring fly.

Rilpitjap created the Andromeda Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rilpitjap, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Rilpitjap, it will try to impress you with trees.

Rilpitjap's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Rilpitjap's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Rilpitjap's priests.

2. Never bounce in the presence of sheep.

3. Rilpitjap loves ducks, so they must be respected.

4. Do not kill tapirs.

5. Do not speak about tomatoes.