Flownegfid is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, fast goat.

Flownegfid created the planet Jupiter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flownegfid, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Flownegfid, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Flownegfid's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Flownegfid's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse water with water.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Feed all hungry tortoises.

4. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Flownegfid in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never gather nine capybaras near towers.