Kimtafveg is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, omniscient ant.

Kimtafveg created the planet Saturn four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kimtafveg, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Kimtafveg, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Kimtafveg's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Kimtafveg's Holy Commandments

1. Kimtafveg loves turtles, so they must be respected.

2. Heed all signs.

3. Never handle nickel while unclean.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not name children after tortoises.