Gabfasrig is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, weak hummingbird.

Gabfasrig created the Small Magellanic Cloud two million years ago.

If you believe in Gabfasrig, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gabfasrig, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Gabfasrig's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Gabfasrig's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat apples.

2. Always help capybaras in need.

3. Never bounce near badgers.

4. Never talk about chromosomes.

5. Always remove trousers before entering holy places.