Koncebweg is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, narcissistic troll.

Koncebweg created a top quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Koncebweg, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Koncebweg, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Koncebweg's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Koncebweg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not laugh at rivers.

2. Never go into green rooms.

3. Always cleanse ash with water.

4. Never think about electromagnetism near ants while wearing fawn jumpers and balancing seven iron spheres on your neck.

5. Never eat onions.