Kimdosscet Buntantal is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, loving toad.

Kimdosscet Buntantal created the Whirlpool Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kimdosscet Buntantal, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Kimdosscet Buntantal, she will destroy your home planet.

Kimdosscet Buntantal's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Kimdosscet Buntantal's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never feed limes to turtles while wearing indigo kilts.

3. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.

4. Never gather five dogs in one place.

5. Always stare at clouds.