Weedunomin is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, sapient bear.

Weedunomin created light three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Weedunomin, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Weedunomin, she will jump up and down on your head.

Weedunomin's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Weedunomin's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of planets aloud.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never mix spinach with blood.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Weedunomin loves eagles, so they must be respected.