Mabgodcar is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, all-powerful cow.

Mabgodcar created everything that exists five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mabgodcar, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Mabgodcar, he will be very sad.

Mabgodcar's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Mabgodcar's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with patience.

2. Do not step barefoot upon pink earth.

3. Run away from white badgers, for they are unholy.

4. Do not utter prayers while touching nickel.

5. Do not leap in public.