Cubripcap is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, capable elephant.

Cubripcap created a charm quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cubripcap, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cubripcap, he will be very sad.

Cubripcap's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Cubripcap's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about amino acids.

2. Never prepare corn during spring.

3. Always count to eight before sleeping.

4. Always look after injured ducks.

5. Never speak of chaos in the presence of elders.