Nibnancim is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, awesome chinchilla.

Nibnancim created the cosmos eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibnancim, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nibnancim, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Nibnancim's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Nibnancim's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Nibnancim.

2. Always help squirrels.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Nibnancim in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not make images of living things.