Linteentig is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, impressive goblin.

Linteentig created the planet Saturn three million years ago.

If you believe in Linteentig, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Linteentig, it will not invite you to parties.

Linteentig's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Linteentig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair cyan.

2. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never think about solid mechanics near grasshopers while wearing orange ear rings and balancing seven lead spheres on your feet.

4. Never speak aloud of names.

5. Do not make images of living things.