Kimvedfitdog is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, idiotic shark.

Kimvedfitdog created Africa nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kimvedfitdog, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Kimvedfitdog, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Kimvedfitdog's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Kimvedfitdog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear black clothing.

2. Never leap near rats.

3. Do not study enzymes on holy days.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Never speak aloud of secrets.