Sidgenmip Xucdubgom Dobnillyim is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, egotistical human.

Sidgenmip Xucdubgom Dobnillyim created the Virgo Supercluster four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidgenmip Xucdubgom Dobnillyim, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Sidgenmip Xucdubgom Dobnillyim, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Sidgenmip Xucdubgom Dobnillyim's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Sidgenmip Xucdubgom Dobnillyim's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow geese to sleep beneath your roof.

2. Always help sick snakes.

3. Never speak at dusk.

4. Do not kill aardvarks.

5. Hide from cyan ants for they are unholy.