Kabjondap is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, ruthless wyvern.

Kabjondap created vertebrates six billion years ago.

If you believe in Kabjondap, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Kabjondap, he will turn you into a worm.

Kabjondap's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Kabjondap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never bounce in holy places.

4. Do not place apples upon stone.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.