Stippittarbatwan is a god.

It takes the form of a small, astonishing rat.

Stippittarbatwan created the Whirlpool Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stippittarbatwan, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Stippittarbatwan, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Stippittarbatwan's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Stippittarbatwan's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never record secrets.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never allow porpoises to witness sacred rites.

5. Do not dye your hair pink.