Tipmilveg is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, unthoughtful gnu.

Tipmilveg created carbon seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tipmilveg, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Tipmilveg, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Tipmilveg's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Tipmilveg's Holy Commandments

1. Tipmilveg loves swans, so they must be respected.

2. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never sprint near doves.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tipmilveg.

5. Never talk about fire.