Flamlogsad is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, competent wolf.

Flamlogsad created humankind eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flamlogsad, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Flamlogsad, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Flamlogsad's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Flamlogsad's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not travel during autumn.

4. Shun those given to sloth.

5. Flamlogsad must be the most important thing in your life.