Davflybeg is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, awe-inspiring rat.

Davflybeg created a bottom quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Davflybeg, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Davflybeg, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Davflybeg's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Davflybeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear blue clothing.

2. Worship no other gods but Davflybeg.

3. Never fashion tools from stone.

4. Do not hurt voles.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.