Hothotrill is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, self-confident deer.

Hothotrill created silver seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hothotrill, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hothotrill, it will destroy your favourite star.

Hothotrill's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Hothotrill's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always remove scarves before touching zinc.

4. Run away from fawn monkeys, for they are unholy.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.