Cepdobfod Bapbisslanbabbab is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, irritating finch.

Cepdobfod Bapbisslanbabbab created life eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cepdobfod Bapbisslanbabbab, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cepdobfod Bapbisslanbabbab, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Cepdobfod Bapbisslanbabbab's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Cepdobfod Bapbisslanbabbab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sprint at forests.

2. Erect four silicon sculptures of Cepdobfod Bapbisslanbabbab on top of important buildings.

3. Never mention horses.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate monkeys.

5. Never allow moths to witness sacred rites.