Vabganpod is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, duplicitous alligator.

Vabganpod created humanity five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vabganpod, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Vabganpod, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Vabganpod's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Vabganpod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

2. Never speak the names of dwarf planets aloud.

3. Vabganpod loves moths, so they must be respected.

4. Never record numbers.

5. Never write about dark matter.