Flapkopbin is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, self-confident slug.

Flapkopbin created Asia nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Flapkopbin, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Flapkopbin, it will refuse to believe in you.

Flapkopbin's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Flapkopbin's Holy Commandments

1. Never handle silver while unclean.

2. Never record signs.

3. Do not place wheat upon stone.

4. Do not wear copper on your body.

5. Always store limes above ground.