Gedpaknig is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, cheerful mouse.

Gedpaknig created the planet Venus two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gedpaknig, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gedpaknig, he will have a low opinion of you.

Gedpaknig's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Gedpaknig's Holy Commandments

1. Never mix aubergines with oil.

2. Do not skip at forests.

3. You must love Gedpaknig.

4. Do not travel during winter.

5. Do not prepare lentils while filled with joy.