Dotbarnhadgom is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, slow warg.

Dotbarnhadgom created the Sol system two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dotbarnhadgom, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dotbarnhadgom, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Dotbarnhadgom's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Dotbarnhadgom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

2. Tapirs are not to be trusted.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never handle silicon while unclean.

5. Do not cook food in pots.