Appbifved is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, humorless jackal.

Appbifved created the world eight million years ago.

If you believe in Appbifved, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Appbifved, it will turn you into a plant.

Appbifved's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Appbifved's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not speak sacred words in summer.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never laugh in the presence of manatees.

5. Never think about ultrasonics.