Basshivdidarm is a god.

He takes the form of a small, stupid parrot.

Basshivdidarm created a Higgs boson two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Basshivdidarm, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Basshivdidarm, he will turn you into a frog.

Basshivdidarm's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Basshivdidarm's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention squirrels.

2. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not stand on grass.