Paddinmob is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, selfish goose.

Paddinmob created a bottom quark two years ago.

If you believe in Paddinmob, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Paddinmob, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Paddinmob's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Paddinmob's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Paddinmob.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Pray only in moonlight.

4. Always maintain purity during days of mourning.

5. Never talk about stars.