Bidbusmilsaf is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, blissful hippopotamus.

Bidbusmilsaf created time and space two million years ago.

If you believe in Bidbusmilsaf, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bidbusmilsaf, she will not care at all.

Bidbusmilsaf's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Bidbusmilsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.

2. Never allow badgers to sleep beneath your roof.

3. Do not dye your hair fawn.

4. You must never eat oranges.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.