Yognadjenbast is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, stupid fox.

Yognadjenbast created silver two million years ago.

If you believe in Yognadjenbast, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Yognadjenbast, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Yognadjenbast's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Yognadjenbast's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your head brown.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. Do not record numbers concerning nebulae.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.