Farnstip Ruttyarlruttbid is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, tranquil gorilla.

Farnstip Ruttyarlruttbid created the Sol system six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Farnstip Ruttyarlruttbid, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Farnstip Ruttyarlruttbid, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Farnstip Ruttyarlruttbid's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Farnstip Ruttyarlruttbid's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Farnstip Ruttyarlruttbid in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never travel toward the north during spring.

4. Always help seals in need.

5. Do not trade with those who eat beans.