Ranboplen is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, conceited snake.

Ranboplen created the Large Magellanic Cloud two million years ago.

If you believe in Ranboplen, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Ranboplen, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Ranboplen's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Ranboplen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not name children after tortoises.

2. Shun those given to cruelty.

3. Never gather three mites in one place.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not make images of living things.