Ranboplen is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely small, conceited
snake.
Ranboplen created the Large Magellanic Cloud two million years ago.
If you believe in
Ranboplen, she will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Ranboplen, she will ignore you and hope you go away.
Ranboplen's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.
Ranboplen's Holy Commandments1. Do not name children after tortoises.
2. Shun those given to cruelty.
3. Never gather three mites in one place.
4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
5. Do not make images of living things.