Venshavcum is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, merciless dolphin.

Venshavcum created the world six million years ago.

If you believe in Venshavcum, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Venshavcum, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Venshavcum's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Venshavcum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.

3. Never eat oranges.

4. Always count to three before sleeping.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.