Fomgomhan is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, dishonest finch.

Fomgomhan created viruses four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fomgomhan, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fomgomhan, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Fomgomhan's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Fomgomhan's Holy Commandments

1. Always help whales in need.

2. Always remove boots before entering holy places.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Do not wear purple clothing.

5. Erect six copper sculptures of Fomgomhan on top of important buildings.