Meg is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, humane crane.

Meg created the Sun four million years ago.

If you believe in Meg, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Meg, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Meg's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Meg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never prepare pineapples during summer.

3. Never speak of chaos in the presence of children.

4. Never hop near monkeys.

5. Always help ants.