Cebwabgun is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, unselfish frog.

Cebwabgun created matter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cebwabgun, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cebwabgun, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Cebwabgun's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Cebwabgun's Holy Commandments

1. Learn six new languages a year.

2. Always act with purity when addressing priests.

3. You must pray to Cebwabgun nine times a day.

4. Never travel toward the south during autumn.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.