Benyattfut is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, overgenerous snail.

Benyattfut created energy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Benyattfut, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Benyattfut, he will turn you into a snail.

Benyattfut's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Benyattfut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not count beyond three during ceremonies.

2. Never paint your legs white.

3. Always wash your head before prayer.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Never think about dark matter near horses while wearing red coats and balancing seven lead spheres on your neck.