Vadjapcud Jarnbushin is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, capable unicorn.

Vadjapcud Jarnbushin created the world five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vadjapcud Jarnbushin, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Vadjapcud Jarnbushin, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Vadjapcud Jarnbushin's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Vadjapcud Jarnbushin's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Vadjapcud Jarnbushin in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not eat bread.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. You must pray to Vadjapcud Jarnbushin nine times a day.