Hindavarfzimflag is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, emotional human.

Hindavarfzimflag created a bottom quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Hindavarfzimflag, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Hindavarfzimflag, she will turn you into a frog.

Hindavarfzimflag's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Hindavarfzimflag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help capybaras.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never wear jumpers.

5. Worship no other gods but Hindavarfzimflag.