Vadlogsad is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, weak ant.

Vadlogsad created an electron four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vadlogsad, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Vadlogsad, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Vadlogsad's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Vadlogsad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not gather at towers at dawn.

2. Never talk about bacteria.

3. Do not skip at forests.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never think about spacetime near geese while wearing fawn corsets and balancing nine iron spheres on your arms.