Kimfomdim is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, calm faun.

Kimfomdim created the Whirlpool Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Kimfomdim, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Kimfomdim, he will turn you into a rock.

Kimfomdim's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Kimfomdim's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kimfomdim.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never cross forests at dusk.

4. Never think about electromagnetism.

5. Never write about solid mechanics.