Quaggarnancit is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, sapient toad.

Quaggarnancit created the solar system seven million years ago.

If you believe in Quaggarnancit, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Quaggarnancit, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Quaggarnancit's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Quaggarnancit's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Quaggarnancit.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not contemplate thermodynamics during the night.

4. Never touch blood while unclean.

5. Never wear tights.