Mipmipcin is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, passionate zebra.

Mipmipcin created gold four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mipmipcin, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Mipmipcin, it will turn you into a duck.

Mipmipcin's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Mipmipcin's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Never wear hats.

3. Never wear violet shoes on sacred days.

4. Never eat parsnips.

5. Remain kneeling during prayer.