Pidbissbud is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, cheerful aardvark.

Pidbissbud created a quark two years ago.

If you believe in Pidbissbud, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Pidbissbud, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Pidbissbud's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Pidbissbud's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always wear fawn.

3. You must pray to Pidbissbud six times a day.

4. Never travel toward the west during spring.

5. Never wear pink dresses.