Cenrotyar is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, impressive pig.

Cenrotyar created life six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cenrotyar, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cenrotyar, it will turn you into a mole.

Cenrotyar's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Cenrotyar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not hurt ducks.

4. Always count to nine before sleeping.

5. Always remove scarves before touching aluminium.